{"id":144,"date":"2003-12-24T20:20:12","date_gmt":"2003-12-24T20:20:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=144"},"modified":"2003-12-24T20:20:12","modified_gmt":"2003-12-24T20:20:12","slug":"christmas-eve-baking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"christmas eve baking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/scones.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"scones.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/scones-thumb.JPG\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI did a lot of baking this evening for Christmas, and I was not particularly successful. It made me kind of cranky, but since I don&#8217;t want to be a complete crank on Christmas Eve, I thought I&#8217;d write a haiku. I was inspired by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tata-tatao.to\/knit\/575\/e-index.html\">glorious knitting haiku<\/a> I read about on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rose-kim.com\/rose-kimknits\">Jessica&#8217;s blog<\/a>.<br \/>\nChristmas Eve I bake<br \/>\nScones and cake oh meringue spill!<br \/>\nDessert disaster<br \/>\nHave a holly jolly merry day!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/hello kitty christmas.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"hello kitty christmas.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/hello kitty christmas-thumb.JPG\" width=\"125\" height=\"166\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did a lot of baking this evening for Christmas, and I was not particularly successful. It made me kind of cranky, but since I don&#8217;t want to be a complete crank on Christmas Eve, I thought I&#8217;d write a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=144\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}