{"id":344,"date":"2004-09-14T17:26:16","date_gmt":"2004-09-14T17:26:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=344"},"modified":"2004-09-14T17:26:16","modified_gmt":"2004-09-14T17:26:16","slug":"the-check-is-in-the-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"the check is in the mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Would it surprise you to know that I don&#8217;t like plain checks? Bah! So boring! I usually order my checks from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coolchecks.com\">Rosencrantz &#038; Gildenstern<\/a>. I have also ordered some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artchecks.com\">Shag<\/a> checks. Lately, though, I have been ordering checks from those nasty mass-market check printers that always advertise in the coupon section in the Sunday newspaper (gotta see the latest plush footies or polyester culottes by Blair, after all). Last time I got classic Barbie, and right now we have Curious George. Imagine my excitement, though, when I saw these from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.citm.com\">Checks in the Mail<\/a>:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/HelloKitty4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"HelloKitty4.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/HelloKitty4-thumb.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"91\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/HelloKitty5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"HelloKitty5.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/HelloKitty5-thumb.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"91\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWell, helloooooo, kitty! The only problem is Peter &#038; I have only one checking account, and while I generally hoard the checkbook, sometimes he needs to use it. Going to hardware stores or lumberyards and being forced to write Barbie checks is rather distressing for him. If I order Hello Kitty checks, I think it will push him over the edge (but I might do it anyway. Heh heh).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would it surprise you to know that I don&#8217;t like plain checks? Bah! So boring! I usually order my checks from Rosencrantz &#038; Gildenstern. I have also ordered some Shag checks. Lately, though, I have been ordering checks from those &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=344\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}