{"id":615,"date":"2005-11-03T20:47:03","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T20:47:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=615"},"modified":"2005-11-03T20:47:03","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T20:47:03","slug":"norwegian-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=615","title":{"rendered":"norwegian water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry I have been a bad blogger as of late. There just hasn&#8217;t been much blog fodder around here. Knitting on the saddle shoulder Noro sweater continues, but the pattern I created with my software? It calls for the sleeves to be sewn to the sweater rather than a seamless, in-the-round job. I am wondering how this will work out. Any thoughts out there?<br \/>\nToday I stopped by the little natural foods store in my parents&#8217; neighborhood (my mother took off for Japan again, which means I am now on Dad Watch), and I made this impulse purchase:<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/voss.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"voss.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/voss-thumb.JPG\" width=\"160\" height=\"446\" border=\"3\" \/><\/a><\/center> It&#8217;s water! Imported all the way from Norway! In a sleek glass bottle! For $2.95! Would you like to know what it tastes like? Yup, water. Now please excuse me while I go peel the &#8220;SUCKER&#8221; sticker off the back of my raincoat (actually, maybe I should just add &#8220;AND PROUD OF IT&#8221; to the sticker?).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry I have been a bad blogger as of late. There just hasn&#8217;t been much blog fodder around here. Knitting on the saddle shoulder Noro sweater continues, but the pattern I created with my software? It calls for the sleeves &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=615\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}