{"id":622,"date":"2005-11-18T20:10:13","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T20:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=622"},"modified":"2005-11-18T20:10:13","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T20:10:13","slug":"welcome-to-my-sock-inferno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=622","title":{"rendered":"welcome to my sock inferno"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once upon a time, I really enjoyed knitting socks. I used to crank them out–all kinds of kooky colors and patterns, fun fur trim before people even thought about novelty yarns. Now, though, I totally suck at knitting socks!
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\"dead<\/a><\/center>I don’t know what it is. There are so many great sock yarns out now, yet I just can’t seem to finish a pair of socks. I start and restart because I mess up or the socks look too small or too big. Also, I just can’t seem to get a nice, tight weave. My socks are rather holey, with uneven stitches. One needle size will seem too big, but if I switch to a smaller size, they seem too small! Any tricks or words of wisdom out there? PLEASE MAKE THE SOCK MAGIC HAPPEN!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Once upon a time, I really enjoyed knitting socks. I used to crank them out–all kinds of kooky colors and patterns, fun fur trim before people even thought about novelty yarns. Now, though, I totally suck at knitting socks! I … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knitting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}