{"id":644,"date":"2005-12-25T18:05:02","date_gmt":"2005-12-25T18:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=644"},"modified":"2005-12-25T18:05:02","modified_gmt":"2005-12-25T18:05:02","slug":"holiday-plans-foiled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=644","title":{"rendered":"holiday plans foiled"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was supposed to go to California for Christmas with Peter’s family, but I got really sick and could not move! Peter had to go by himself, and Deedle and I have been hanging out here. Last night I couldn’t sleep very well because I had such a persistent cough, so imagine my delight when I discovered that a couple of national drugstore chains were open on Christmas Day (and yes, I did feel a twinge of guilt for being happy they were open). Here’s what I got:
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\"christmas<\/a><\/center>By the way, that’s not meant to be a pathetic photo. You know what was pathetic, though, was the number of people in the drugstore BUYING GIFTS. It was nearly noon on Christmas Day! Anyway, the pharmacist recommended that cough syrup, but it seems ineffective. Should I guzzle it?
\nHappy Holidays to everyone! It’s time to eat chips and read magazines now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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