{"id":1022,"date":"2008-06-16T21:24:33","date_gmt":"2008-06-16T21:24:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2008-06-16T21:24:33","modified_gmt":"2008-06-16T21:24:33","slug":"dont-make-me-sew-my-own-panties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=1022","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t make me sew my own panties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/granny panties.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"granny panties.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/granny panties-thumb.jpg\" width=\"160\" height=\"160\" border=\"3\" \/><\/a><\/center><center><b>No, not like these<\/b><\/center><br \/>\nReally, if I sewed at all these days I swear I would make my own underwear! You see, I have this idea for the perfect underwear. They&#8217;d be like boyshorts but longer (boyshorts are so short that my butt cheeks hang out, or if there is any sort of inseam at all, they ride up and create a big wad in my crotch. I don&#8217;t want that). They wouldn&#8217;t be snug like shapewear but rather sleek and comfortable, with a low-rise waistband. With regular panties, sometimes the elastic digs into my butt-leg crease, and that isn&#8217;t pleasant, nor does it do anything to alleviate the panty lines. SO, I want something like the granny panties in the photo above (like a 4-5&#8243; inseam), but I don&#8217;t want them to reach up to my armpits, and I want cute colors. Has ANYONE seen ANYTHING like this out there, cuz if you haven&#8217;t, I AM MAKING MY OWN. WITH FOE (fold-over elastic).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not like these Really, if I sewed at all these days I swear I would make my own underwear! You see, I have this idea for the perfect underwear. They&#8217;d be like boyshorts but longer (boyshorts are so short &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=1022\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sewing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}