{"id":1023,"date":"2008-06-19T19:44:56","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T19:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=1023"},"modified":"2008-06-19T19:44:56","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T19:44:56","slug":"wanna-be-starting-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=1023","title":{"rendered":"wanna be starting something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/something_1024x682.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"something_1024x682.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/something_1024x682-thumb.jpg\" width=\"370\" height=\"246\" border=\"3\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure this will surprise you, but I&#8217;m kind of a sucker for gimmicky deals. So, when I read about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingstore.com\/\">Something Store,<\/a> I was so excited I could barely breathe. Basically, ten bucks buys you &#8220;something.&#8221; I guess it&#8217;s kind of like a grab bag, and yeah, I love grab bags! The mystery of the unknown! The anticipation of what could be!<br \/>\nMy something came the other day. It&#8217;s a USB mug warmer! Luckily, my father-in-law is totally in love with mug warmers, so he&#8217;ll be getting this one to add to his collection (I don&#8217;t think he has a USB one). I also sent &#8220;something&#8221; to <a href=\"http:\/\/angrychicken.typepad.com\/\">Chicken<\/a>. I kept it a surprise, of course, but then I finally had to ask her if she got SOMETHING in the mail. Well, turns out she did, but she thought it was from a crazy stalker. Apparently she got a blue satin prom handbag or, you know, something? Anyway, it&#8217;s all in good fun, and there are some awesome somethings out there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure this will surprise you, but I&#8217;m kind of a sucker for gimmicky deals. So, when I read about the Something Store, I was so excited I could barely breathe. Basically, ten bucks buys you &#8220;something.&#8221; I guess it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=1023\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}