{"id":1026,"date":"2008-07-07T18:37:23","date_gmt":"2008-07-07T18:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=1026"},"modified":"2008-07-07T18:37:23","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T18:37:23","slug":"one-mans-junk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=1026","title":{"rendered":"one man’s junk …"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"deeds<\/a><\/center>Sunday I helped my brother and mother clean out a small portion of their basement. My father, you see, was the sort who became agitated whenever anything left the house. This is one of the reasons why there was always a large stack of paper napkins and ketchup packets next to his seat at the dining table.
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\"ma<\/a><\/center>Anyway, we unearthed a bunch of junk and a few goodies. The lemon twist in my mother’s hand there is kind of junky now, but I am thrilled to have found it, since a childhood friend and I had just recently been discussing the great virtues of the lemon twist. I think we’re ready for a big lemon twist comeback, don’t you?
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\"twist<\/a><\/center>Ahh, the Twist Board. It is designed to trim your waistline! You stand on it and, you know, twist back and forth.
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\"Oregon<\/a><\/center>And this is kind of an awesome patch, but I don’t really get it. Is it because there’s a sun on it? That was the mistake, since the sun doesn’t come out in Oregon? Huh?
\nWe also found a bunch of crazy, vintage drinking glasses still in their boxes. Most have never been used! I put photos of the tumblers plus more junk on my flickr<\/a> site.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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