{"id":103,"date":"2003-10-31T10:19:52","date_gmt":"2003-10-31T10:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=103"},"modified":"2003-10-31T10:19:52","modified_gmt":"2003-10-31T10:19:52","slug":"be-afraid-be-very-afraid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"be afraid. be very afraid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween! In honor of this wonderful day, I have more items to FRIGHTEN you. Look at this sweater that I knit and designed all by my lonesome about 20 years ago (front on left, back on right):<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/scary sweater front.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"scary sweater front.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/scary sweater front-thumb.JPG\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/scary sweater back.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"scary sweater back.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/scary sweater back-thumb.JPG\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nMwahahahaha!!!! If it gets any colder here, I might be forced to wear it! Now THAT would be scary.<br \/>\nBy the way, my parents give out FULL-SIZE candy bars (usually packets of M&#038;Ms).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween! In honor of this wonderful day, I have more items to FRIGHTEN you. Look at this sweater that I knit and designed all by my lonesome about 20 years ago (front on left, back on right): Mwahahahaha!!!! If &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=103\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}