{"id":22,"date":"2003-07-05T14:12:48","date_gmt":"2003-07-05T14:12:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=22"},"modified":"2003-07-05T14:12:48","modified_gmt":"2003-07-05T14:12:48","slug":"attack-of-the-eggplant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"attack of the eggplant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My petite aubergine is not feeling very super.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/nasubi attack.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"nasubi attack.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/nasubi attack-thumb.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSomething ATE THE TOP OFF OF IT. You probably can&#8217;t see where the stalks were severed, but geez, the thing was struggling to survive as it was. No Japanese eggplant for me this summer.<br \/>\nAm I the only idiot unable to figure out this reverse short row shaping method in knitting? I am trying to make socks using the toe-up method, and I swear I must have restarted about a dozen times. I think I finally figured it out, but one of the toes looks a little funky. Just goes to show you that just because you&#8217;ve been knitting a long time doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;re actually any good (which is why I wisely quite taking piano lessons at around age 16. I think I started at age 5, and I never improved).<br \/>\nI LOVE DAVID BYRNE. Just had to add that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My petite aubergine is not feeling very super. Something ATE THE TOP OFF OF IT. You probably can&#8217;t see where the stalks were severed, but geez, the thing was struggling to survive as it was. No Japanese eggplant for me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=22\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}