{"id":255,"date":"2004-05-05T22:18:56","date_gmt":"2004-05-05T22:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=255"},"modified":"2004-05-05T22:18:56","modified_gmt":"2004-05-05T22:18:56","slug":"power-of-the-pop-tart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=255","title":{"rendered":"power of the pop tart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/poptart.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"poptart.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/archives\/poptart-thumb.JPG\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPeter is a high school teacher, which means he sometimes spends more time disciplining kids than teaching them. One thing he has to do is make sure no food or drinks are consumed in the classroom. This morning I got an e-mail from him, and I think this sentence illustrates why I married him (the name of the guilty party has been removed to protect, well, the guilty): &#8220;Caught [TEEN GIRL X] daintily nibbling on a multi-colored sprinkles pink pop tart this morning. I couldn&#8217;t bring myself to bust her.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peter is a high school teacher, which means he sometimes spends more time disciplining kids than teaching them. One thing he has to do is make sure no food or drinks are consumed in the classroom. This morning I got &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=255\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}