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I am well aware that Targ*t is an evil corporation, and I know Megan is going to beat me for going there, but what’s a weak-willed gal to do when said corporation decides to introduce a mega line of chocolates? I mentioned Choxie before when I bought a couple items, but hey, they were on sale last week, so I went and grabbed some more:
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\"choxie<\/a><\/center>Did I mention that I’m thinking about trying to cut back on my sugar intake? At least all this Choxie isn’t just for me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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