{"id":741,"date":"2006-06-08T19:31:27","date_gmt":"2006-06-08T19:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=741"},"modified":"2006-06-08T19:31:27","modified_gmt":"2006-06-08T19:31:27","slug":"its-stencil-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=741","title":{"rendered":"it’s stencil time"},"content":{"rendered":"

as opposed to hammer time. Heh. Anyone remember that? “Can’t touch this.” Ha ha ha. Anyway, I went over to Melissa<\/a>‘s yesterday for some freezer paper stencil fun. I also coerced her into making me lunch and feeding me Hood strawberries with ice cream. I also used her ink and other stenciling supplies. Yeah, I’m an excellent guest.
\nAnyway, I am quite pleased with my first shirt, even though the lettering is kind of doofy:
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\"ohmygodshirt.JPG\"<\/a><\/center>I ripped off the design from one of my Japanese “I Love T-shirt” books. Something about it cracks me up. It also illustrates why I don’t go swimming around in the ocean.
\nThe second shirt is quite indisputably a hands-down failure. It screams, “Made by someone with absolutely no artistic ability whatsoever.” It also confirms that I should continue stealing other people’s ideas rather than going for something original. I’m going to show it to you anyway.
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\n<\/center>The “flat white<\/a>” part will most likely only make sense to Australians and coffee drinkers who have traveled to parts Down Under. It was my beverage of choice during our recent trip there. Why don’t they have flat whites here, I ask? But back to the shirt. So cheesy, but at least I used an old shirt that I normally wear underneath sweaters and also, yes, fleeces, so the evidence of my craftin’-gone-bad will remain hidden (unless I get really, really hot).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

as opposed to hammer time. Heh. Anyone remember that? “Can’t touch this.” Ha ha ha. Anyway, I went over to Melissa‘s yesterday for some freezer paper stencil fun. I also coerced her into making me lunch and feeding me Hood … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-crafting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}