{"id":77,"date":"2003-09-24T00:25:03","date_gmt":"2003-09-24T00:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=77"},"modified":"2003-09-24T00:25:03","modified_gmt":"2003-09-24T00:25:03","slug":"im-in-portland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"I’m in Portland!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I am here. The teeny airport in San Luis Obispo was totally funny. The guy who checked me in was the same guy who then manned the security counter (where they made me take off my shoes and then wanded every part of my body!) and then took our boarding passes. I swear I saw something like that in a movie once.
\nOkay, why is airport food so expensive? I bought a sandwich at SFO, and it cost $6.50. I ate the whole thing just to spite them.
\nI get to my parents’ house, and my insane brother and my mother both hassle me about my eyebrows. They say they are too thin. They’ve been the same thinness for several years now, but you know, I’m getting older, so maybe they are thinning naturally? I really am not a compulsive plucker …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I am here. The teeny airport in San Luis Obispo was totally funny. The guy who checked me in was the same guy who then manned the security counter (where they made me take off my shoes and then … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}