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<\/a><\/center>I have to say I’m a little peeved. Mole Masters came with a supposed guarantee and promises of a “body count.” Where are you, Mole Masters? It’s been a week, and so far the moles have been undeterred by the ominous-looking MOLE MASTERS cans and traps. More mole hills have appeared. We seem to be the only people in the neighborhood with moles. I watch people walk by and stare at the cans, and I know they’re thinking, “Ha! This is what you get for moving here from California!” Someone suggested we pee into the mole hills. I haven’t tried it … yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"It began with one innocent mole hill. When several more made appearances, we made efforts to discourage the mole (or moles) from returning. They didn’t work. Our front yard was on the verge of caving in on itself, so we … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/a><\/center>I have to say I’m a little peeved. Mole Masters came with a supposed guarantee and promises of a “body count.” Where are you, Mole Masters? It’s been a week, and so far the moles have been undeterred by the ominous-looking MOLE MASTERS cans and traps. More mole hills have appeared. We seem to be the only people in the neighborhood with moles. I watch people walk by and stare at the cans, and I know they’re thinking, “Ha! This is what you get for moving here from California!” Someone suggested we pee into the mole hills. I haven’t tried it … yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"