{"id":786,"date":"2006-08-17T20:43:32","date_gmt":"2006-08-17T20:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/wordpress\/?p=786"},"modified":"2006-08-17T20:43:32","modified_gmt":"2006-08-17T20:43:32","slug":"help-me-out-fashionistas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=786","title":{"rendered":"help me out, fashionistas"},"content":{"rendered":"

A dear friend in Japan sent me a package of goodies, including a very interesting top:
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\"weird<\/a><\/center>It’s a tank top sort of thing with elasticized armholes and waist. The material is–wait for it–windbreaker nylon. I am not sure exactly how I am supposed to wear it. I know it’s a shirt because the customs declaration form indicated “t-shirt,” and it was the only apparel-like item in the package. Yeah, many of you are probably thinking, “Don’t wear it, you freak!” I have to confess, though, that I rather like it (and I should probably also confess that I am not particularly fashionable. I would say my style is more elderly Chinese tourist, complete with socks with skirts and the like). Anyway, does anyone know the proper way to wear this top?
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